I was sitting here procrastinating again...and was thinking about the girl I saw the other day wearing low-riding jeans...with her g-string (or at least that's what I assume they were) straps above the jeans...and I was like...dayammmnnnn...but now that I think about it...dayammmnnn G-strings are nasty...I mean they're just strings...and you know those things gotta be riding the hell up a girl's crack...ewwww...nasty....*shivers*...those things are touching her butthole!!...I don't know about you...but chocolate starfishes scare the bejesus out of me...along with anything that may come from that chocolate starfish...I think I have some sort of feces phobia...bleccch...just the thought is making me gag...let us never speak of this again...really...stop...I beg of you...